Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....

#10.  You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.  

#  9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when
you're on the road.  

#  8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you  try it out a few times.  

#  7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#  6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo

#  5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#  4. Guns function normally every day of the month.  

#  3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#  2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....  

#  1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN