10 -- Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as at a hippy or communist.

9 -- Dumb children may get a hold of your guns and shoot each  other. If your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns.

8 -- No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.

7 -- If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before heading to the range.

6 -- When unholstering your weapon, it's customary to say " Excuse me while I whip this out".

5 -- Don't load your gun unless you are ready to shoot something or are just feeling generally angry.

4 -- If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel to inspect it, Have someone else do that for you.

3  -- Never use your gun to pistol whip someone, that could mar the finish.

2 -- No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, Do not run around yelling " I have a gun ! I have a gun".

1 -- And the most important rule of gun safety :

               DON''T PISS ME OFF !