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Posted 01/04/2008 12:05:11 AM | | BEFORE MARRIAGE...
John -- Ah... At last. I can hardly wait!
Jane -- Do you want me to leave?
John -- NO! Don't even think about it.
Jane -- Do you love me?
John -- Of course! Always have and always will.
Jane -- Have you ever cheated on me?
John -- NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane -- Will you kiss me?
John -- Every chance I get!
Jane -- Will you ever hit me?
John -- Hell No! Are you crazy?!
Jane -- Can I trust you?
John -- Yes
Jane -- Oh, Darling!
AFTER MARRIAGE...
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