A cannibal was walking in the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu:


Tourist:.......................................... ..............$5.00
Broiled Missionary:.....................................$10.00
Fried Explorer:......................................... ...$15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:.......$100.00

The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of chit, it takes all morning!"