Two Rednecks, Jim and Dave, are sitting at
their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Jim turns to Dave and says, 'You know,
I'm tired of going through life without an
education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the
Community College and sign up for some
classes.'
Dave thinks it's a good idea, and the two
leave.
 
The next day, Jim goes down to the college
and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs
him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic.
'Logic?' Jim says. 'What's that?'
The dean says, 'I'll give you an example.
Do you own a weed eater?'
'Yeah.'  
'Then logically speaking, because you own a
weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.'
 
'That's true, I do have a yard.'
 
'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you
have a yard, I think logically that you would
have a house.'
 
'Yes, I do have a house.'
 
'And because you have a house, I think that
you might logically have a family.'
 
'Yes, I have a family.'
 
'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family,
then logically you must have a wife.
And because you have a wife, then logic
tells me you must be a heterosexual.'
 
'I am a heterosexual.  That's amazing, you
were able to find out all of that because I
have a weed eater.'
 
Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Dave
at the bar.  He tells Dave about his classes,
how he is signed up for Math, English, History,
and Logic.
 
'Logic?' Dave says, 'What's that?'
 
Jim says, 'I'll give you an example.
Do you have a weed eater?'
 
'No.'
 
'Then you're a queer.'