A group of Kentucky second, third and fourth graders
accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field
trip to Churchill Downs, the famous Louisville race
track, to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom,
it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher
and the boys would go with the other. The teacher
assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's
room when one of the boys came out and told her that
none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys
with their pants and began hoisting the boys up one by
one, holding onto their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow
away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that
he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that
she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in the
fourth grade.'

He replied: 'No, ma'am, I'm riding Silver Arrow in the
7th race today.