A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.  Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her  Birthday.
 
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of  Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was  reeling and her stomach felt  upside down.
 
He then took her to aA 0McDonald's where he ordered her aHappy Meal with extra  f ries and a chocolate shake.
 
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,   M&M 's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband  and collapsed into bed exhausted.. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and  lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'
 
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.. 'I meant my  dress size, you dumb ass!'
 
 The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.