World's Best Plastic Surgeon!!!

Dr. Timothy McCarthy while receiving a medical award for creativity, reported his findings to the Fellows of Plastic Surgery, concluding with this case study:

"Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's rear-end. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."

OUCH !!!!!!